Isolde the unicorn is beißpony’s best friend and will share her insightful views on all kinds of subjects such as work, suicide, the correct use of arms, shoe-shine and icecream.
Isolde’s very insightful views on the correct use of arms:
«Hey don’t you know arms are for hugging?
Hey don’t you know arms are for mugging?»
Isolde’s very insightful views on going to work and suicide:
« 1. Don’t die.
2. Don’t work.»
Isolde’s very insightful views on birthdays:
« Every day is your birthday.»
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